Ron Get’s Hospitalized

Okay, I know I haven’t written in a while, but I‘ve been so busy. Actually, not really. The festival circuit wiped me out so I decided to take a vacation. I needed a break so I put aside all work to just relax for a few days. But, now I am back and the work has just piled up. Actually, ever since Megan Fox got married I have sunk into a deep pit of depression. I really thought that once you go black you never go back. Then again, I am not all black, sort of zebra-ish, so maybe that’s the problem. Damn my parents!
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In all seriousness, I did get really sick and had to be hospitalized for a day. I woke up one morning and couldn’t breathe. I went to the emergency room thinking it was nothing and they ended up admitting me overnight for observation. They put me through a battery of tests. I thought that finally I would get some rest from all the stress. But, I quickly learned that a hospital is no place to get rest. They woke me up several times during the night to take blood and administer shots. It really got ridiculous. One side note is that when I changed into my hospital attire, the nurse accidentally got a look at my package and lit up like a Christmas tree. I could tell she was impressed. Thank my dad for that one. What was also cool was that they hooked me up to this portable mini machine that could track your vitals while you are mobile. So, the doctor asked me to walk around on the floor while she sat in her control room and monitored my signs. Cool, state of the art stuff. I tried to find where the little kids were so I could hang with them. Kids are so cool, but they were nowhere to be found. Anyway, the tests found nothing so they released me with a bunch of prescriptions.

For the last few weeks, my lawyer and I have been working on trying to get “War Is A Bitch” made into a feature film. Last week, I was on the phone with a number of agents and producers. One of the highlights was speaking with Drew Barrymore’s production company. We had been trying to connect with them for some time and it was exciting having them review the project. At first, I was nervous speaking with these people. I felt like a fish out of water. But, now I’ve got the hang of it, so my negotiating skills have gotten better. It’s like you’re playing with the big boys now. One thing of real interest is that I was talking to the agent of a prominent actress and we got into this long discussion about how women in Hollywood don’t have the same clout as men. It really made me angry. Hollywood is still an all-boys club and it’s not getting any better. Women are so disrespected in the industry and it really upsets me. But, I sound like a broken record. Things need to change and unless women in Hollywood get fed up and take a stand, it never will.

Well, enough of my ministering. I gotta get back to work. I thought I would spend Thanksgiving working; instead, I spent most of the holiday watching movies and overdosing on vitamins. I think I have an addiction to taking vitamins. A total of 30 pills a day could be an issue. Funny true story: I got these pills (I won’t mention the name) from this herbal store in LA and started taking them. I woke up one morning and looked into the mirror and was taken aback. I looked orange, like Snooki from Jersey Shore (But even though I looked strange I still maintained my Mackness). That’s when I knew I was taking way too much.

Later.

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Hollywood vs. Digital Filmmakers

Yesterday, as most days, I received an email from a filmmaker who asked me to review his work, which was a cool horror film. This one was a trailer, but I must admit, it really peaked my interest. The other day, it was a video about a young woman joining a strip club.

No matter what the theme, I know I am in for something new and different. This is why I made my film, “War Is A Bitch.” I have never seen an all -female war film come out of Hollywood and I wanted to be the first to bring this depiction to life. The concept caught my attention and I was determined to make this film. But I didn’t want to make another typical sexist Hollywood film that showed women in some type of shower scene. Nor did I want to present a female as a trophy of the main character, who only shows up as a peripheral storyline when that character has girlfriend issues or the writer feels he needs to show a more sensitive side.

In fact, all of this brings up the point of why I am writing. I was brought up on movies. When many of my friends were hanging in the street trying to be superstar thugs I was watching films like, “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” But as always, something profound struck me; Hollywood films were the biggest pieces of propaganda promoting overt racist and sexist themes without a second thought. Even at that young age, I was appalled at how women were treated onscreen. I couldn’t understand how it was okay for James Bond to go around sleeping with all these women and be socially accepted as cool. Why couldn’t we have a female agent Bond, one who used her intelligence and wit versus her feminine wiles to overcome the villain?
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What you will also find interesting is the notion that Bond can sleep with any woman he wants, regardless of color. Yet, to portray an African American or Asian man in touch with his sexuality and sleeping with a group of white women would send Hollywood into the mad house. They would literally lose their minds. After all, Asian men are supposed to be doing our laundry or performing Kung Fu, right?

But what is even worse is that the heads of Hollywood studios claim they are not racist, yet each year they put out movies and television programming which marginalizes African Americans. Taking it a step further, they go out of their way to construct a media paradigm that eliminates intelligent and talented African Americans in order to push the buffoonish acts of black comedies and the stereotypical ghetto attitude.

Then, to cause division within black Americans, they construct a mindset that any light-skinned black who tries to educate him or herself is trying to be white. So, they set the stage to endorse the thug image, financing film after film that deals with street life, calling it a true depiction of black life. They hand multi-million dollar movie deals to certain black comedians who promote the idea of smoking weed, dressing up as fat black women or speak ill of becoming educated in lieu of street smarts. Often, when African Americans do grace the screen, it is as a side character, written one-dimensionally, and meant to appease the audience as if this is “inclusion” into the system. Through programs like American Idol and the other numerous reality shows, they purposely push the idea of migrating en masse from school to quickly becoming rich and famous. This was designed and implement by Hollywood with a clear agenda.

The year is 2010 and the world has changed. Yet, Hollywood has not. In fact, they have gotten worse. Take reality shows for example. They demonstrate some of the most racist and disgusting depictions of African Americans you’ll ever see. They almost always have one, maybe two, blacks on the show and rest assured they will never win the prize. Producers edit the footage to show them in the most negative light or as insufficient players in the story. They also purposely instigated fights in order to get the black contestants kicked off the show. This is widely practiced by the majority of these shows, so I am not talking about isolated incidences or certain racist producers.
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But, if Hollywood is the mastermind behind theses schemes and are acting like the ruling puppet master, why then are these shows so popular and gain high ratings? Well, there are a number of factors that play into this. But, one important equation that must be addressed is that there is a certain segment of the African American population trying to hold ourselves back.

Yes, there are people within the ranks who are working against the best interests of the whole. Films like “Precious” and stations like BET are part of that movement. They are supported and financed by segments of blacks and some of the elite white power structure to portray African Americans in a negative and degrading light.

Thus, such support and financing for these projects or programs is easily acquired versus those storylines or concepts that break through that mold and offer an alternative or balanced perspective. A down and out young black woman who is victimized by her mother and low income environment is more conducive to the tastes of sympathetic liberal whites than a young black woman who stands up and leads a struggle against oppression exposing the white political and economic social structure as the supreme architect of inequality and the progenitors of her current plight.

The same holds true for women in the industry. When Sharon Stone crossed her legs in Basic Instinct and shot to stardom, not many questioned the fact that she didn’t make it on her performance but rather on her use of sexuality. When Julia Roberts became famous for making it as a prostitute in Pretty Woman, very few were willing to address that fact that it was somehow socially acceptable for her to play such an unrealistic depiction of a hooker or why she had to play a hooker in the first place.

When Halle Berry won the Oscar for Monster’s Ball why did it have to include a racy sex scene that seemed to come out of nowhere? Yes, Hollywood is fostering these types of depictions but there is still that segment of us who are supporters of these images. The fight goes beyond mere onscreen portrayals but is a battle of deconstructing a cultural perspective deeply seated on both sides.
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Hollywood’s agenda is clear and unwavering. Depict African Americans and women in the most negative light and keep that depiction going for as long as we can. So, in order to address this we first have to address the divide within ourselves. In other words, identifying those among us who are either working with them, or are chief financial supporters of these views. That is one approach. But something has come along to challenge Hollywood and its views. It is a free, uninhibited venue that is neither restricted by economic nor geographic location.

It is the web. With it, filmmakers everywhere are creating their very own views of the world. It is not controlled by Wall Street power players but by anyone with a digital camera and a dream. It is indeed a great time to be a filmmaker, as millions can see your work, far more than the average Hollywood theatrical distribution outlets. And, unlike Hollywood, where a screenwriter’s work is rewritten and/or filtered out because it does not conform to the studio executive’s agenda, the web offers filmmakers the opportunity to produce almost anything they can dream of. There is no submission policy or studio green light needed.

But the most exciting and yet dangerous element that may pose a real threat to Hollywood is that these filmmakers are not conforming to the racist and sexist playbook that the old guard has dominated for so long. For the first time, we are seeing a revolutionary approach dominated by a diversity of films covering any and all topics. Nothing is taboo. More importantly, these filmmakers are producing film after film honing their craft and in some cases, becoming better and more creative filmmakers than your Hollywood directors.

As the web grows and audiences become more accustomed to viewing movies online, Hollywood faces a real problem. Even the modes and method of distribution are becoming freer with platforms like Amazon, iTunes and Netflix becoming accessible to indie filmmakers. Independent cinema will offer independent thought and expression free of the Hollywood template story structure. However, Hollywood does have one advantage: star power. But even now, many actors are crossing over to do web series with the understanding that the next pool of talented filmmakers are working online.

There is one downside to all of this. The danger still lurks that this venue will follow that of the film festivals. It was hoped that the festival circuit would be the answer to the Hollywood closed-door policy, offering filmmakers a venue to show their films free of the politics of distribution companies and studio development departments. Unfortunately, that has not been the case. Many festivals have followed suit and adapted the same narrow and limited perspective in selection of films to be seen and within themselves. Some festivals have become political, becoming more concerned with promoting their Hollywood film lineup than the independent films.

But, if filmmakers choose not to follow in the footsteps of the past and continue to produce new and visionary work, then a change is possible. However, there are already signs that it may not be the case, with many filmmakers trying to please Hollywood and the festivals by producing mainstream product that they believe will be accepted by these venues. In addition, the web is becoming more closed off and confined with the emergence of mini social networks within networks. Yes, filmmakers can build a following, fan club or tribe on sites like Facebook, Twitter or Ning but that same unique opportunity to rise to notoriety may limit the exposure a filmmaker receives. There are more mobile apps being developed, incorporating social media aspects and sites that generate a following that your audience may just be confined to one or two of the major platforms.
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Unless there is some way to aggregate your audience onto one application, you may end up with a fractured and segment audience. One answer to this is a site called ibuzzfilms.com which addresses this issue by offering a space for filmmakers, actors, and writers to come together under one platform, which is sort of a launching pad to connect to other platforms. This unique approach will allow filmmakers to stay in one area yet connect with other venues while still under one roof.

No matter how you look at it, filmmakers have more opportunity now than ever before. But will filmmakers select to pave a way for themselves by exploring new subject matters and distribution platforms or support the old paradigm that has been in existence for years? Hollywood feeling this imminent threat may select to acquire any new platforms that emerge in order to keep the old model going.

However, if filmmakers can hold onto the idea of “independent” maybe Hollywood will follow suit and change in accordance with the time. As such, it is important that the indie’s remain true to themselves in order to pave the way for a better and brighter future. This could mean an explosion of an entirely new crop of industry power brokers with an eye on visionary work as opposed to the same old racist and demeaning propaganda that has long since dominated our awareness.

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The Digital Era: A Curse or Revolution?

I spent all of last week in Chicago and Washington and it’s really good to be home. As a vegan, it’s hard to find food when you travel. No matter where I went, the chefs had to make some special meals for me, which was nice, but there’s nothing like home cooked food. Soy chicken and ribs are hard to come by in these cities unless you know exactly where to go.
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“War Is A Bitch” is doing great. We’re getting ready for the Astoria/LIC International Film Festival and The Black International Film Festival of Nashville. Overall, I must admit, the game has changed since I finished film school. In fact, it is downright disappointing. The digital revolution has been both a blessing and a curse. Traveling across the country and seeing different types of films teaches you a lot. I know what I am about to say may upset some people, but it’s the truth. Too many good filmmakers are being taken advantage of and it is about time someone says something.

Unfortunately, everyone who owns a digital camera or Canon 7D thinks he can be a filmmaker. NOT SO. I can’t tell you how many YouTube or festival films I’ve seen in which the filmmaker brags about how they made the film for only $1,500. First off, it is somewhat irresponsible to try and present a piece of work that is not the norm. Yes, you may have some serious contacts, including a friend at ILM who hooked you up with some kick butt CGI, but in reality, if you had to pay for those resources, your budget would be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. So, stop bragging about how little your film cost. It misleads other aspiring filmmakers to think they can do the same with a no-budget production. Nothing replaces an experienced and professional film crew.

In addition, I can’t tell you how many films I’ve seen with poor lighting or a nonexistent or bad sound mix. And, of course, there is the lack of story and character development. There are hundreds of filmmakers out there but very few good writers. That is why I love to focus on the art of storytelling. You can make a bad film out of a good script but you can’t make a good film out of a bad script. Come on!! If you have a passion for film, and respect your work, then do it right!
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The art of African American filmmaking has become really bad. Seriously. Before I go any further, let me say that I have come across some black filmmakers producing really great work. But, sorry to say, some of them are producing mindless stuff. People ask me to review their films everyday, and after watching many of them, I throw my arms up in the air. But the worst aspect of these films isn’t a bad sound mix, lack of proper lighting, or undeveloped story; it is the general themes the films are based upon. I almost never, ever, never, I mean never, see black sci-fi films or superhero films. Instead, I see the same old themes of drug dealers, guns, or corny love triangles involving a group of black women or black men sitting around talking about how the others are dogs. Come on, people!! Wake the heck up!

It’s like we lack a sense of vision as a people. And it gets worse. Some of the black film festivals have no idea what to do with a black sci-fi film, and, most often, the festival programmers don’t even accept them into their festivals. I won’t mention any names, but we submitted “War Is A Bitch” to one particular black film festival and it was the most disappointing experience of my life. The judges purposely ignored the film. Instead, they awarded a number of so-called “urban” films (short for themes centered around negative images of blacks living in da hood.) The type that were shot for no budget, and dealt with, you guessed it, the subject of drugs and guns. Because, in case you didn’t already know, that is what black people are really all about.

This type of recognition communicates the wrong message by awarding mediocrity. It does not motivate our people to do better by awarding such films. This is shameful behavior on the part of these festivals. I respect the Latin American community, as some of their films often try to inspire and reach beyond the limits of their imaginations. A certain segment of black festival programmers seek to portray us as nothing more than gangsters and thugs, calling it “The Black Experience.” Then, and this is where I am going to really upset some people, there is this effort to push the gay and lesbian theme in our communities. I have seen a number of poorly made films receive tons of awards and recognition simply because they tackled this issue. It is almost a given that if you make a halfway decent film about a gay subject matter you will win some type of award. I kid you not. Try it and see if I am lying.
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The sad fact of the matter is that these films are not judged on technical proficiency or ability to tell a story; rather, they are judged on agendas and the social issues they represent. And because anybody with a digital camera can make a film, the festivals are bombarded with product. Many of the programmers are not addressing specific elements within the film itself as far as film technique is concerned. Instead they ask, “Does this film fit with the festival’s theme?” They do not ask, “Does this film explore groundbreaking camera techniques, stylized editing, well-developed story and great directing?” I have no problem with a festival accepting films based on an agenda or theme. But what I do have a problem with is that they have only 60 slots open and openly accept over 5,000 film submissions, without expressly communicating to those filmmakers via their website or withoutabox.com EXACTLY what they are looking for. It is nothing less than highway robbery to take a filmmaker’s submission money, knowing full well they will not program most of their films.

I am talking about all film festivals and not just black film festivals. In fact, the white film festivals are even worse. Much worse. Every week, a new film festival pops up because festivals are big moneymakers, preying on the hopes and dreams of aspiring filmmakers. Think I am lying? Check out withoutabox.com and you will see the ridiculous number of festivals available. And that’s not counting the hundreds of European film festivals. I love withoutabox.com. I think it’s a great service and every filmmaker should use it. I just want the festivals held accountable for their actions and not given free reign to do whatever they please.
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Then, there are the endless film sites which encourage you to upload your film for a chance to win an award in their online contest. This is a scheme. What they want you to do is invite your friends to visit the site to vote on your film. This is a type of crowd sourcing. The films that receive the most votes are categorized as the finalists, and then, even if your film had the most votes, you may not be THE OFFICIAL WINNER, as the judges ultimately pick who they want. Seriously. Read the rules. I am not kidding. These contests are simply designed to drive traffic to these websites. That’s all. This is the same con job used in the comedy industry where comics who want to perform at a club have to sell tickets to their friends, and if they sell enough they MIGHT, key word here is MIGHT, get a chance to perform, and if they perform, it will not be until the very end of the show, forcing their friends to sit through a lineup of bad comics and buy overpriced drinks. See what I am saying?

Wait, one more for you. Then there are the sponsors who hold these contests. The idea is that they want you to film a commercial; of course, you have to pay for the crew and equipment out of your own pocket and use the sponsor’s product in your commercial. If they like it, it may go to the finals with the possibility of it airing on their site and you winning some type of cash price. So, in essence, you work your butt off and spend a chunk of change and in the end you give them free product. They get away with not having to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a professionally produced commercial because they tricked you into producing one for them.

I really could go on talking about the problems caused by the digital revolution as it has now made filmmaking easy. But at the same time, it has opened the floodgates to dishonest people who seek to take advantage of filmmakers. More and more, you will find these so-called film gurus trying to pitch their products and solutions to the problems. Some of these guys and gals are on point and offer valuable advice. Others are just trying to make money rehashing old information through seminars.

In the end, I believe filmmakers should stop depending solely on festivals and film contests to get their work out there and instead rely upon themselves. They will need to explore and come up with alternative methods and modes of marketing and distribution. This is tricky because when you have a climate that supports the notion of shooting no- budget productions then filmmakers don’t feel the need to put much money and effort into marketing their product. So, they turn to quick and easy fixes.

In other words, if you invest $400,000 into your feature film, you are more likely to spend a considerable amount of time trying to recoup that investment as opposed to another filmmaker who spends only $20,000. Again, I am not saying you should spend tons of money on a film, but do strive to produce a quality production. After all, the goal is to further your career by getting noted producers and studios to see it. Many of these festivals cannot do that for you and those that can are closed off to most filmmakers. So, it falls upon you to develop a strategic approach beyond the old traditional methods used in years past.

Later…

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Watch The “War Is A Bitch” Game Demo!

My lead actress Candace (Hope) and I just put together this really cool demo on the “War Is A Bitch” game. We have been working all week to get the game to the point where it’s now ready for the public. I think the game is truly awesome so everyone out there after you view the demo below go register and play it at www.warisabitch.com.

The “War Is A Bitch” game is based on my hit short and just like the film the game takes place in the future where you take the clone/CIV test to determine if you are human or a clone. Once you know what side of the war you are on then you build your military team and try to eliminate spies within your ranks. The game is lot of fun and I am sure people will just love it! But I really shouldn’t talk too much about it. Watch the cool demo we put together now!

Oh, and I shot some behind the scenes footage of Candace putting this demo together. In spite of her nice persona she was a total diva the entire time. So be on the look out for that footage. I’ll post it soon!

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The “War Is A Bitch” Game Takes Off!

For three nights in a row, I’ve been up late trying to get everything ready for the launch of the “War Is A Bitch” online game. A lot of bugs plagued the site but they all seem to be worked out now. Candace (Hope) has been playing around with it. She’s my official QA tester.
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I felt some of the functionality of the game wasn’t intuitive enough, so I ‘m creating a demo to guide users through the steps of playing the game. But, over all, it’s an awesome game! It’s just like the movie. You take a CIV test to see if you are a clone and then you build a platoon and kill off enemy spies within your ranks. I hope people enjoy it. I had to sleep with a lot of women to get the cash to pay my developer (okay, just kidding.) To play the game just go to: http://www.warisabitch.com. You’ll have to register which takes just a minute.

I’ve also been talking to agents trying to secure some names for the feature film version of “War Is A Bitch.” However, no matter how I open the conversation with them, they all say, “Hey, I heard about your breakup with Megan Fox. Are you doing okay?” It was good while it lasted, but most people don’t realize that I’ve moved on and so has she. I wish they would just let it go.

Anyway, I’ve got some great news. “War Is A Bitch” was accepted to the Astoria/LIC Film Festival, October 22-24, 2010. Please join us if you can. You can get tickets at: www.astorialicff.com/tickets. I know, I know, you’re probably thinking, “But Ron, didn’t you say you were done with the festival circuit and all the parties, threesomes, and wild nights?” Good memory. And yes, but as a filmmaker, I have to do anything I can to promote my film. So, if it means straight up pimping and partying with some really hot girls for the camera to maintain my undisputed Mack status (Yeah, that’s right, Biddy Daddy Ricky out of Chicago! The judges picked me for Mack of the year so deal with it playa hater! You’re so GAY and old, too!) then a man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.

But seriously, traveling can get to you after a while. For a while, I didn’t mind staying at hotels, but now I feel trapped in my room. The only good part is when you run into fellow filmmakers from other festivals. We all hang in the hotel room together and watch films while trading stories about other festivals. The one mistake I see most filmmakers making at the festivals is they don’t promote their film enough. Before I worked with Lloyd Kaufman at Troma Studios, I would stand there at festivals trying to pitch my film with little success. Lloyd is a master at promotion and I learned a lot from him. He would walk over with one of his cute Troma girls and tell the girl to stand next to me for the next hour, and before I knew it, the press was all over me. It was really amazing.

The Astoria/LIC Film Festival is going to be great. Alex, my merchandise guy, is putting some cool stuff together for the audience. He showed me designs for a WIAB carrying bag, which I call “The Bitch Bag.” Not sure if guys at the festival will like the name, but it looks really cool so stay tuned for that. And I still have some buttons left so I will hand those out, as well.

OMG, guess what? Just as I was writing this, I got an email saying I have to fly out to Chicago in early August. I guess the more you try to avoid something the more it comes back at you. Wonder if that means Megan and I will get back together? You know what they say; once you go black you keep coming back. Actually, I made that one up but it sure does sound good.

Later.

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Meeting Producers

“War Is A Bitch” screened at the Industry Power Play on Wednesday and the crowd loved it. Everyone told me that it should be made into a feature film. Candace was there, looking fine, as usual. Oops, I mean looking as lovely, as usual. She brought along her little sister Stephanie, who was funny. The film is connecting with audiences and lots of positive word of mouth is spreading. In the next couple of months, I plan to launch a viral campaign to increase the film’s exposure and get it in front of as many people as possible.

On a personal note, things have been hell on the home front. Megan Fox and I have been arguing as much as we breathe. Ever since she lost her role in “Transformers 3” she has been extra bitchy. No matter, I am still there for my baby. I’ve got a good role for her in “War Is A Bitch,” the feature. I just hope we can make it to production without killing one another. But, I am not sure if the two of us working together is a good idea. We just argue too damn much. Now, if I put a baby in her belly she will be too knocked up to work. Then again, that could be unleashing the devil. Some women go through crazy hormonal mood swings when they are pregnant. So, scratch that idea.

On Saturday, Patrick and I met at Starbucks to discuss the film. He’s a cool producer who is interested in producing the feature length “War Is A Bitch.” Patrick really likes the film and believes it is perfect for a feature film. He and his partner, Noah, have produced a number of good features. We talked about the best approach to getting the film made. He asked me to trim the script down a bit, as he felt it was too long. He’s right. At 155 pages, I am not sure most people will read it to the end. That reminds me, Candace asked to see it, so I have to send her sexy self a copy. Oops, I mean I have to send her lovely self the script for review.

Next week, I’m meeting with Patrick and Noah to discuss our plans. It is good to work with professional producers who know their stuff and see the opportunity this film presents. For now, I have to fly out to Denver on Tuesday. That should be fun. Every time I travel to a new city, I end up meeting some wild and crazy girls. Now that I think about it, I should travel more.

Later…

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“War Is A Bitch” Trailer!

After many months, the “War Is A Bitch” trailer is finally complete! I must say I am very happy with the end result. Lia Starace, my editor, did a great job. She produced a number of versions but none captured the essence of what I wanted. On her last attempt, we finally got it. I feel a sense of completion now and hope the trailer will make an impact. Of course, to pay for it I had to sell my body overseas to a group of young French women. I feel so cheap now, but at least the trailer is done. The things I do for my art. I just hope that years from now there won’t be a knock at my door with some little foreign girl saying, “Surprise, daddy.” Anyway, enough about my international love affairs. Now, without further delay, I proudly present the “War Is A Bitch” trailer!!!!

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WIAB Film Review!

So we got a really great review from indiefilmdepot.com. This made my day! I have included it below for all to read. Thanks Stephanie! Mad love!

War Is A Bitch : Review
By: Stephanie Suanta

While “War is a Bitch” is a fusion of a war flick and science fiction, it tackles a deeper message that makes audiences think about what it means to be human and how deep are we able to love in an “us” versus “them” plot setting.
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At the center of the film is the newly assigned soldier, Hope, who is on a secret mission to assassinate “Father,” the head of state that is hindering the civil rights movement for clones. The leader of Hope’s all-female group is Zoie, who holds a secret connection to Hope.

The actors all give believable portrayals of their characters and allow the intention of the dialogue to show. Director and writer Ron Armstrong’s statement said the film is to reveal “the poison of hatred.”

This idea is filled out as the gang of women go through an adventure of betrayal in order to find the true capacity of love. Hope, so appropriately named, is the living proof of love’s extent and exemplifies that the future can be optimistic if we can learn to harbor this emotion.

The choice of setting added a surreal realism that was filmed with intriguing shots. The fort mirrored a cold concrete world that is offset by the orange leaves in the outside forest.

Overall, the message of the story was strongly portrayed by the entire production from the writing to acting to filming. Such an intriguing story as this, though, felt rushed in the amount of time and could prove to be a spectacular full length piece.

For more information on this film go to the official film website : http://www.warisabitch.com/

Original review at: www.indiefilmdepot.com/newswire.php

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Ron Meets The Press

My friend 360 (Dwayne Buckle) and I attended Short Slam, an event in Tribeca, NY that showcases the work of indie filmmakers. It was a lot of fun, however, they had some problems showing Dwayne’s film, “The Glasses.” As a result, the audience ended up not seeing it. No problem, as Dwayne was invited back to show it at a later date. But “War Is A Bitch’ was screened and the audience loved it! At the Q&A they asked tons of questions and, of course, I refused to talk with them or make direct eye contact. Instead, I had my personal assistant Tara do all the talking for me. After all, my career is really taking off so I can’t be expected to do this type of manual labor.

Promoting a film is not easy work. It involves going to a lot of industry events, film festivals, and doing interviews with the press. On Thursday, Dwayne and I attended this one industry bash where I actually lost my voice from talking so much. I must have personally spoken with at least 30 people there (most of them hot girls.) Of course, Dwayne was a mad man. He spoke with at least 50 people. I would have spoken to more if I didn’t have to take some of the cute reporters into the back room for a one-on-one exclusive, if you know what I mean. Yes, I know it’s wrong, but I am committed to promoting WIAB, no matter what it takes. Sometimes I think they don’t care about the film but just want to get into my pants. Whatever the case, I know I can’t keep this up or else I will turn into a dried out prune.

Anyway, I shot some footage of Dwayne and me entering the event, which you can see in its raw and uncensored state. I filmed it to put those nasty rumors to rest that I often beat the heck out of photographers who try to take my picture. As you can see, I never touched them (this time…wink, wink). Also, notice that I neglected to remove my IPhone headphones and my backpack. Of course, those photos will end up all over the tabloids. Why is it they never publish your best photos?

That evening, I came home totally exhausted and wouldn’t you know it, Megan Fox was waiting up for me. Well, we got into another big argument. This time she was mad because I didn’t take her to the event. She loves to dress up and walk the red carpet. I just don’t know what I am going to do with her. Between her nagging me to have a black baby and her self-centered, “it’s all about me” attitude I just don’t know what to do with her. We’ve grown apart, I guess. I can’t wait until she gets booked for another film so I can have a break from her.

Next week, my schedule is completely booked. I’ll be making an appearance at two more industry events and have three phone interviews. I’m also meeting with an agent and two producers to talk about overseas marketing for WIAB. I have a trip to LA and London which I have to plan before it’s too late. Things are just crazy. I better make sure I take my vitamins.

On that note, I decided to take a break from the being a baby-making machine/filmmaker to see a new doctor in hopes of her giving me some drugs to help me relax. Well, when I saw her I knew it wouldn’t work. I was more stressed out than ever before. She turned out to be really hot; kinda like Sara Palin hot, if she was a democrat. This really threw me off because doctors aren’t supposed to be hot. Usually, I would have serious objections to removing my clothes for an examination, even in front of a doctor, but there was no objection here.

It was strange, because over the course of the next two weeks I found myself calling her a lot. It seems that I was coming down with many different aliments that needed her direct and personalized attention. But it was really hard to get another appointment because she figured out there was nothing really wrong with me. However, turns out I did have something after all. It was a broken heart.

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War Is A Bitch Wins Best Screenplay!

I just got back from the Treasure Coast International Film Festival in St Lucie, Florida and it was AWESOME! I stayed at a really great hotel in Club Med. There was an all-you-can-eat buffet. I must have gained a million pounds. But, the best part of all was that I got to meet some really cool filmmakers from all over the country. Turns out that the organizers of the festival are from da Bronx! How rad is that (Rad? When did I start using words like that?)

But, the highlight of the festival was when I won the Best Short Film Screenplay award. It was totally unexpected and I was honored, although, there was one incident that caused some controversy. Somehow, I misunderstood what the actual award was. As Aki Aleong (legendary actor and super cool guy) called my name and I ran up to the stage, I thought the hot girl in the beautiful dress was my award.

I took her hand and was ready to take her home with me, but then she handed me a gold statue with my name on it. What a total jip!!! I was so disappointed. We would have made some really cute babies together. Anyhow, I made the best of it. You can see me accepting the award in this quick video that fellow filmmaker Michael Lobsinger shot. Well, got to go. I think I will call the girl in the dress after all. I think we’ll make beautiful music together.

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